"Bitches n blowouts"
"Do these feathers make me look fat?"
"Does any one know where the juice press is? I'm starving."
"Don't stomp your last season Prada shoes at me, honey."
"Excuse me Mr. Bouncer I'm with the DJ."
"I'm gonna slum it to coachella this year and only bring 12 Chanel flats"
"If any one needs a new Feng Shui consultant, let me know. Mines amaze."
"It's BURRRR out."
"My boyfriend has more issues than Vogue"
"The only thing I smoke is my competition."
"To be tired of Leopard is to be tired of life"
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